My wife asked me to do this 2 weeks back. Better do it now. Here are 8 thoughts for you:
1) I hate Sunday nights (as does everyone else, I suppose). Maybe I should take Mondays off. But that would only mean I'll hate Mondays instead of Sundays.
2) Why is the stretch of highway from Bangi to KL 90km/h? It's still a freakin highway. Do Bangi folks cross that highway? Did they order too many 90km/h signs and didn't know what to do with them? Did they do it just to make our drive miserable? I can just hear the conversation: "Hey, let's make them slow down here. It'll be fun to watch. Then we'll enforce the rule just once a year but we won't tell them when so they'll just keep guessing. Hehehehe..."
3) Hazel has fallen asleep in a blink of an eye yet again. I wish I could do that. She can sleep anywhere... on the plane, in waiting lounges... last night she slept on the floor of Stadium Putra Bukit Jalil - on that narrow walkway between rows of seats. No wonder she's so hyper. She gets sufficient sleep all the time.
4) Pork has cholesterol. Pork tastes good. Therefore pork has good cholesterol.
5) If a snatch thief falls of his bike and gets run over by a bus, do we celebrate with champagne or caviar? I say yes.
6) I don't like writing random thoughts because it makes you realize your thoughts are not very random.
7) If the money is blue, then when does the chicken fly like an eagle? Pink would be my best guess.
8) Darn it. No random thoughts. If I have to think for awhile, then it's not random right? Forget it. Late already. How about a random word? Here... Plasma!
